Learn and sing Tony Chestnut.
Lyrics:

Tony Chestnut knows I love you.

Tony knows. Tony knows.

Tony Chestnut knows I love you.

That’s what Tony knows.

 

Tony Chestnut knows I love you.

Tony knows. Tony knows.

Tony Chestnut knows I love you.

That’s what Tony knows.

 

Tony, Tony,

And his sister Eileen,

And Eileen loves Neil, and Neil loves Pat,

But Pat still loves Bob.

Then there’s Russell and Skip.

 

This song is silly, but it’s hip.

How it ends, just one man knows.

And guess what?

It’s Tony Chestnut.