Tuesday, April 7th
Good morning Division 8!
I loved reading all your messages about being thankful! It was a great way to start the day! I’ve replied to each of your comments with a question that I’d like you to answer today please.
Do you want a challenge? Ask a question or reply to one of your friend’s comments too!
Today is all about laughter…I want you to share some jokes with our class. The jokes that make you snort with laughter : ) You know what I’m talking about, right?
I’m sharing my jokes with you and I want you to write 1 – 3 jokes that are your favourite!
I can’t wait to read your jokes! Here are my favourite ones:
- What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
What? A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
2. What’s the king of all school supplies?
I don’t know. What?
The ruler.
After you’ve written your joke, I want you to read and reply (make a comment) on a friend’s joke. Did they make you laugh? Do you have a joke similar to their joke? If you do, press the reply button and share. This way you can have a conversation with your friend too!
By the way I hope to be laughing as much as this little baby in this video!!!! I miss all of your laughter Division 8!
Love,
Ms. Binng
Why do some children put sugar under the pillow?
To have sweet dreams!!! 🙂
What a wonderful joke! I love it…definitely made me laugh! Thanks John!
Teacher I am not finding the “writing from photos” in one drive.
Can you explain to me?
Hi John!
Yes I’ll explain:
1. Open your OneDrive.
2. Find your name with a picture of a folder.
3. Right Click.
4. Press the Share button to share your folder with me!
5. Type my name in: Satpaul.Binng@burnabyschools.ca
6. Press Send.
7. Once I get your folder I will put your writing assignment in there for you!
Please let me know if you have any problems!
Ms. Binng
Tks
No problem! I’ll add the writing link once you’ve shared with me.
Hi John! I put the Writing from photos PowerPoint in your folder! Happy writing!
Why did the banana go to the DR
because the banana was not peeling good.
Love it! Can’t wait to share these jokes with my kids 🙂
Hello Elynn your joke made my head pop off :3 !!!
Love that joke it amost made my head pop off
Haha good one
Thanks Fariha YOUR joke is super funny too
HAHAHA. Good one!
Knock! Knock! Whos there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce us in and find out!!!
Lol! Love it!! Can’t wait to share with my kids!
super funny Quinn
What vegetable that is cool?
Rad-ish
Love it! That made me laugh!!!
Hey Ms. Binng! Listen to this joke.
Could you please call me a taxi?
Alright, you’re a taxi.
Get it
I’ll be honest, I didn’t get it the first time but then I read it again and couldn’t stop laughing : )
HAHA very funny!
Why did the cops pulled the theif at the dance hall …. to bust – a – move. get it
knock knock. who’s there. who. who who. what are you a bunch of owls
I love the first one!!! It’s so you!!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus??
Ten tickles :3
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Why do eggs not tell jokes [why?]
they’d crack each other up
LOVE IT!!! That is hilarious : ) LOL!
HAHAHAHAAHA
Super funny!
Hi everyone! This is Saachi here, I love all of the jokes that you made, miss you all!
Hi Sachi Emma said hi too hows it going in your new school?
ahahahahahaha!!! im laughing so hard!!! good one. kary.
How do I get to one drive to open the writing assignments teacher
Hi,
I emailed you with the information! Please check your email. Thanks.
Hi Betu
I missed you
Hi Abigail I miss you too
what Did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi bud!
Hey Diya! Nice to hear from you with such a wonderful joke!
What do you call Santa’s brothers and sisters
A relative clauses
Why does the elephant peep ?
Because it’s time to sleep
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
Love your joke!