Lyrics & Actions<\/strong><\/h3>\nAn elf\u2019s meal burned to the crisp (bend knees and pull tray out of oven towards chest; wave smoke hand by face on burned)
\nover cooked cake\u00a0 had to be thrown out\u2013(back to holding cake and throw over shoulder on had).
\nIt’s black smoke —\u00a0 in Santa\u2019s Kitchen (smoke arms down slow in front and freeze to side)
\nIt’s a festive log —\u00a0 two years too late (R 2 fingers in front, L tap wrist of R)
\nAnd isn’t it ironic…(ponder look up to left and cross arms)
\ndon’t you think (question arms)<\/p>\n
It’s like rare (cross arms and shake head)
\nwhen you ordered well done (Celine arms forceful)
\nIt’s a poached egg (cross arms and shake head)
\nwhen you asked for scrambled (Celine arms forceful)
\nIt’s too hot when you ordered it mild (cross arms and shake head)
\nWho would’ve thought…(chin ponder)
\nit figures (question arms up)<\/p>\n
Mr. Play It Safe \u2013 (Mehtab point)
\nwas afraid to try (timid, closed, tip-toe, and hands near face)
\nHe packed his apron \u2013 (making patties gesture for pack)
\nand said goodbye (wave R hand slowly from L->R)
\nHe waited his whole life \u2013 (pull R arm down hand open)
\nto cook tonight (stir gesture)
\nAnd when his log burned up\u00a0 — (2 arm fan gesture putting out fire food)
\nhe thought “Well isn’t this nice…” (hit hand to head \u2013face palm)
\nAnd isn’t it ironic…(ponder look up to left and cross arms)
\ndon’t you think (question arms)<\/p>\n
It’s like rare when you ordered well done
\nIt’s a poached egg when you asked for scrambled
\nIt’s too hot when you ordered it mild
\nWho would’ve thought… it figures<\/p>\n
Well life has a funny way (hands in front r first then left)
\nof sneaking up on you (cover eyes and remove on you)
\nWhen you think everything’s okay (OK gesture)
\nand everything’s going right (transition to thumbs up)
\nAnd life has a funny way (same as earlier, but both sway at same time)
\nof helping you out when (hugo side 1 arm muscle)
\nYou think everything’s gone wrong (hands side of head)
\nand everything blows up (explosion hands in front of face)
\nIn your face<\/p>\n
An elf\u2019s meal — burned to the crisp
\nover cooked cake\u00a0 had to be thrown out
\nIt’s black smoke in Santa\u2019s Kitchen
\nIt’s a festive log two years too late
\nAnd isn’t it ironic… don’t you think<\/p>\n
A little too ironic…, yeah, I really do think…<\/p>\n
It’s like rare when you ordered well done
\nIt’s a poached egg when you asked for scrambled
\nIt’s too hot when you ordered it mild
\nWho would’ve thought… it figures<\/p>\n
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