{"id":1339,"date":"2016-04-19T14:32:52","date_gmt":"2016-04-19T21:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2016-05-02T11:18:59","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T18:18:59","slug":"poems-poems-and-even-more-poems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/2016\/04\/19\/poems-poems-and-even-more-poems\/","title":{"rendered":"Poems, poems and even MORE poems!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FREE VERSE POEMS<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Being a captain. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">One day it came to me<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Being a captain;sailing across the sea<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Is what I want to be<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol start=\"2\">\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> Banker<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I lost some money<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Dare I call you honey<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Not so close to being funny<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So I decided to being a banker<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Losing my interest <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Stopping work really fast<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Failing life, as I guessed<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I guess I am now a spanker<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">When ya play<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">When ya go play,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Ya spend all day<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Mebbe ya eat hay<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But ya don\u2019t say<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">That ya goin\u2019 away<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u2018Cuz if ya say<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Ya goin away<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Ya die that day<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So, ya wanna play?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Or ya wanna do whip and nae nae?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Wait, ya can\u2019t say?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Let\u2019s play, shall ya obey?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Ye! Ya obey!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Haikus.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The bear and the fish<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Walked but the bear ate the fish<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The bear loved the dish<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Matilda was burned<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Said a witness, who returned<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">In the house she burned<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A person who\u2019s dead<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Must be in the corpses land<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Where you\u2019ll see his head<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The lion was so mean<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It\u2019s unimaginable <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Worser than trespassing<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Quatrain<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">When I party, I play with confetti <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">And when I party, you can go party<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">When I party, I eat some spaghetti<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">And if you want to, you can play with me<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Thank you &#8211; Alexey<\/p>\n<p>Rhyming Couplet<\/p>\n<p>If I ate a salmon I would be dead<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ll think of eating apples instead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FREE VERSE POEMS Being a captain. 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