{"id":1182,"date":"2016-04-19T14:39:15","date_gmt":"2016-04-19T21:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/?p=1182"},"modified":"2016-04-19T14:46:50","modified_gmt":"2016-04-19T21:46:50","slug":"puns-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/2016\/04\/19\/puns-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Pun(s) of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bet that last\u00a0one really <strong>rattled<\/strong><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>your bones. By now most of the people got a\u00a0<strong>bone <\/strong>to pick with me. I&#8217;ve got a skele-<strong>ton\u00a0<\/strong>of them, but\u00a0<strong>tibia\u00a0<\/strong>honest, I don&#8217;t know where to put them any more. My pun vault has gone <strong>bone-dry.<\/strong>\u00a0Anyway, I&#8217;m gonna leave now, I think I came down with a <strong>femur <\/strong>and my mom doesn&#8217;t appreciate my <strong>skullduggery<\/strong> on the blog,\u00a0so bye, and\u00a0keep an\u00a0<strong>eye socket<\/strong> out for more <strong>humerus\u00a0<\/strong>blogs from me. (I&#8217;m not sorry)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bet that last\u00a0one really rattled\u00a0your bones. By now most of the people got a\u00a0bone to pick with me. I&#8217;ve got a skele-ton\u00a0of them, but\u00a0tibia\u00a0honest, I don&#8217;t know where to put them any more. My pun vault has gone bone-dry.\u00a0Anyway, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/2016\/04\/19\/puns-of-the-day\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[138],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1182"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1408,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions\/1408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/milloyd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}