M8, no H8 but this is your f8 so let’s celebr8!

Go str8, and grab a sl8 and r8 this 8 out of 8, no h8 m8.

Open the g8 and go say “Gr8 m8, but I have h8 for this f8!”

If you must ,m8, go get a b8 and choose a tr8 m8.

Ahh, I see you are hungry m8 go get a pl8 and drink carbon8ed drinks!

M8 hope you enjoy this m8 and hope you’ve got no h8 for this f8