Sealy, isn’t it? Toadally. This is not irrelephant, but I can say that you’d be bearly getting these puns. Sealiously.
I’ve been eggspecting to make you crack up, but that is not gonna work. Hopefully after these puns, you’re scrambled on the floor!
Keep them coming! They’re amusing for your readers (well, this reader) and no doubt good exercise for your word-smithing skills.