{"id":5402,"date":"2017-03-29T11:47:46","date_gmt":"2017-03-29T18:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/?p=5402"},"modified":"2017-03-29T11:47:46","modified_gmt":"2017-03-29T18:47:46","slug":"blog-11-weird-things-i-do-when-im-home-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/2017\/03\/29\/blog-11-weird-things-i-do-when-im-home-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"Blog #11 Weird Things I Do When I\u2019m Home Alone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, my name is Diyana and I am really really weird so I\u2019m going to be writing an article about \u2018weird things I do when I\u2019m home alone\u2019 and hopefully you guys get a laugh or smile.<\/p>\n<p>So like, I said I\u2019m really weird and one of the things I do is burn the house down, although, I don\u2019t mean for it to happen but I\u2019m literally cursed, everything I do causes problems. For example, there was a time I was hungry so I put some food *microwavable* in the microwave, and 2 seconds later it caught on a little fire! LIKE, WHO INVITED YOU AND? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? Anyways, I stayed hungry and trust me I did not care after what happened.<\/p>\n<p>Next thing is make sure all the windows are closed, blinds down so that no one can see, or hear you.<\/p>\n<p>Why I\u2019m saying that is because I get in my comfort zone and that is bad, like really bad and what I do when that situation happens is dance to really loud music, I even sing on the top of my lungs and I probably made all my neighbor\u2019s deaf by that. But thank you so much for reading this article and see you guys next time BYEEEEEE.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Diyana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, my name is Diyana and I am really really weird so I\u2019m going to be writing an article about \u2018weird things I do when I\u2019m home alone\u2019 and hopefully you guys get a laugh or smile. So like, I said I\u2019m really weird and one of the things I do is burn the house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2345,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2345"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5402"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5410,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402\/revisions\/5410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/lanawayk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}