Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Mr. Pizza guy shaped like a pizza.

Mr. Pizza guy shaped like a pizza who?

Mr. Pizza guy shape like a pizza going to make you turn into a pizza shape.

By Melonie

 

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

 

Answer: A stegasnoreus                By Guatam

 

What did the sun say to the bread?

 

Answer: You’re toast!

 

Why can’t you give Elsa (from Frozen) a balloon?

Answer: Because she’ll let it go.

 

Why do fish live in salt water?

Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze

 

I have keys but no locks. You can enter but no doors. What am I?

 

Answer: (A keyboard) Joke told by Katie

 

 

What did the Science Book say to the Math Book?

 

Answer: WOW you have problems!!

 

 

Did you hear today’s joke of the day during morning announcement? Did it make you laugh? You can comment below to share a joke if you would like!

 

 

 

What did the police man say to his belly button?

 

You are under a vest!