{"id":306,"date":"2017-09-24T22:04:39","date_gmt":"2017-09-24T22:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/smithjoanne\/?page_id=306"},"modified":"2017-09-24T22:04:39","modified_gmt":"2017-09-24T22:04:39","slug":"attitudes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/sd41blogs.ca\/smithjoanne\/attitudes\/","title":{"rendered":"Attitudes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let us begin with a humorous Jack Prelutsky poem about homework angst.  <\/p>\n

Homework! Oh, Homework!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Homework, oh homework!<\/p>\n

I hate you! You stink!<\/p>\n

I wish I could wash you<\/p>\n

Away in the sink!<\/p>\n

If only a bomb would explode you to bits!<\/p>\n

Homework! Oh, homework!<\/p>\n

You\u2019re giving me fits.<\/p>\n

I\u2019d rather take baths<\/p>\n

With a man-eating shark<\/p>\n

or wrestle a lion, alone in the dark,<\/p>\n

eat spinach and liver,<\/p>\n

pet ten porcupines,<\/p>\n

than tackle the homework<\/p>\n

my teacher assigns.<\/p>\n

Homework! Oh, homework!<\/p>\n

You\u2019re last on my list<\/p>\n

I simply can\u2019t see why you even exist.<\/p>\n

If you just disappeared<\/p>\n

it would tickle me pink.<\/p>\n

Homework! Oh, homework!<\/p>\n

I hate you! You stink!<\/p>\n

                                                    By Jack Prelutsky (1984), poet<\/p>\n

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